The pirate’s dilemma

March 11th, 2013 No comments

Illustrating the pirate’s eternal dilemma – do you listen to the good parrot on one shoulder or the bad one on the other?
the pirate's dilemma
dialogue credit: Johnny Armstrong

Little lion man

March 7th, 2013 No comments

I can’t help but feel that a little ‘inspirational’ quote and this little lion-man might have some limited level of viral appeal. Perhaps I’ll return to this post…

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I’ve heard it said that

February 25th, 2013 No comments

“nothing succeeds like soup seals”. So that’s, basically, the plan.
soup seals

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a very Gaga Christmas

January 21st, 2013 No comments

gaga christmas page 1
gaga christmas page 2
gaga christmas page 3
gaga christmas page 4
Some comic-book illustration stuff I did for a Smash Hits Lady Gaga special revival a year or so back – thought it’d be nice for it to live somewhere online. That was a fun four days!

A useful guide for friday night

January 18th, 2013 No comments

diagram of kebab

if: new

January 2nd, 2013 No comments

illustration of doctor who snowmen

if: glow

December 23rd, 2012 No comments

illustration of zombie dog chasing kids
Revisiting my illustration from an old children’s book pitch with Rob Manuel. Inexplicably, they didn’t go for it.

if: snow

December 19th, 2012 No comments

King Penguin:
king penguin illustration
A-thankyou very much and a merry Christmas to all of you lovely readers.

caterpillar

December 14th, 2012 No comments


Fun fact: I almost drowned while drawing this.

Anti-climactic explanation: I was in a briefing and decided to finish all of the water in my bottle in one huge, super-efficient gulp. Unfortunately, my cheeks bulging with sloshing water, I coughed, accidentally inhaling half of it. My mouth was full of water, my lungs were full of water, my throat burning as I desperately tried to breath, only to cough uncontrollably and take on yet more fluid.

My vision narrowed and my legs kicked spasmodically – is this how it ends for me, dragged to Davy Jones’s Locker in a meeting, because I was too embarrassed to spit water over my clothes and colleagues? With the last remainder of my waning strength, I forced myself to swallow the drink that remained in my mouth, then threw myself, gasping, back into my chair – safe at last. I looked up, to see everybody staring in concern.

if: stretch

December 2nd, 2012 No comments