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The pirate’s dilemma

Illustrating the pirate’s eternal dilemma – do you listen to the good parrot on one shoulder or the bad one on the other?
the pirate's dilemma
dialogue credit: Johnny Armstrong

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Little lion man

I can’t help but feel that a little ‘inspirational’ quote and this little lion-man might have some limited level of viral appeal. Perhaps I’ll return to this post…

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I’ve heard it said that

“nothing succeeds like soup seals”. So that’s, basically, the plan.
soup seals

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a very Gaga Christmas

gaga christmas page 1
gaga christmas page 2
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gaga christmas page 4
Some comic-book illustration stuff I did for a Smash Hits Lady Gaga special revival a year or so back – thought it’d be nice for it to live somewhere online. That was a fun four days!

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A useful guide for friday night

diagram of kebab

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if: new

illustration of doctor who snowmen

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if: glow

illustration of zombie dog chasing kids
Revisiting my illustration from an old children’s book pitch with Rob Manuel. Inexplicably, they didn’t go for it.

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if: snow

King Penguin:
king penguin illustration
A-thankyou very much and a merry Christmas to all of you lovely readers.

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caterpillar


Fun fact: I almost drowned while drawing this.

Anti-climactic explanation: I was in a briefing and decided to finish all of the water in my bottle in one huge, super-efficient gulp. Unfortunately, my cheeks bulging with sloshing water, I coughed, accidentally inhaling half of it. My mouth was full of water, my lungs were full of water, my throat burning as I desperately tried to breath, only to cough uncontrollably and take on yet more fluid.

My vision narrowed and my legs kicked spasmodically – is this how it ends for me, dragged to Davy Jones’s Locker in a meeting, because I was too embarrassed to spit water over my clothes and colleagues? With the last remainder of my waning strength, I forced myself to swallow the drink that remained in my mouth, then threw myself, gasping, back into my chair – safe at last. I looked up, to see everybody staring in concern.

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if: stretch